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These 19 Jobs Sound Totally Fake, But They 100% Exist!

Updated on August 26, 2025 by TMM Staff · Lifestyle

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Ever heard about a job and thought someone was pulling your leg? Happens more often than you’d think. Some gigs sound so far out there that you almost expect a hidden camera crew to pop out and yell surprise.

But nope, these roles are real, people get paid for them, and some even make a decent living out of the whole thing. Either way, prepare for a ride through some of these 19 truly head-scratching career paths.

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  • 1. Professional sleeper
  • 2. Pet food taster
  • 3. Water slide tester
  • 4. Professional mourner
  • 5. Golf ball diver
  • 6. Snake milker
  • 7. Face feeler
  • 8. Professional bridesmaid
  • 9. Iceberg mover
  • 10. Furniture tester
  • 11. Dog surfing instructor
  • 12. Professional cuddler
  • 13. Odor judge
  • 14. Fake executive
  • 15. Paint watcher
  • 16. Train pusher
  • 17. Professional line stander
  • 18. Elephant dresser
  • 19. Lego sculptor

1. Professional sleeper

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Yes, someone gets paid to sleep. Hotels, research labs, and even bedding companies hire folks to test beds, mattresses, and pillows while dozing off like a champ. It sounds like the ultimate lazy-day dream turned into a paycheck.

The tricky part? You often have to sleep in weird conditions or under observation. It’s not always candlelight and cozy pajamas, but still… snoozing for cash sounds like a solid gig.

2. Pet food taster

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Animal food companies need people to make sure pet chow tastes okay before it hits the shelves. That means actual humans chew the kibble to check flavor and texture. Kind of wild, right?

They don’t swallow it most of the time. It’s more about the smell and consistency. But still, telling your family you taste-test dog biscuits for a living has to be a conversation starter.

3. Water slide tester

Picture riding slides at water parks all day while judging speed, splash level, and safety. Someone out there is earning money to do exactly that, and the job title alone sounds like pure fun.

The catch is that you have to note technical details like water flow and landing impact. It’s fun, but there’s some science involved too. Still, probably better than most office gigs.

4. Professional mourner

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Some cultures actually hire people to cry at funerals. The louder and more emotional, the better. It adds drama and shows respect for the departed.

It may sound odd, but it’s been part of traditions for centuries. You’re basically getting paid to be deeply theatrical when the occasion calls for it.

5. Golf ball diver

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Golf courses with water hazards lose hundreds of balls daily. People actually scuba dive into murky ponds to collect them for resale. It’s part treasure hunt, part underwater adventure.

It can get messy, though. Those ponds aren’t exactly spa clean. But hey, golf balls aren’t cheap, so the job keeps paying.

6. Snake milker

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Venom from snakes helps create life-saving medicine. So someone has to collect it by safely extracting tiny amounts from fangs. Sounds terrifying, but people do it every day.

It takes serious skill, steady hands, and nerves of steel. But the work saves lives, so there’s a real purpose behind the danger.

7. Face feeler

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Companies testing skincare products hire people to literally feel other people’s faces after applying lotions or creams. Softness levels get rated like it’s an Olympic sport.

It’s all about product feedback. Slightly awkward? Absolutely. Necessary for the beauty industry? Apparently so.

8. Professional bridesmaid

A group holding wedding bouquets with pastel flowers.
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Brides sometimes hire strangers to be part of their wedding parties when they don’t have enough friends available. It helps make photos and ceremonies look full of happy faces.

These bridesmaids handle speeches, keep the bride calm, and even manage drama behind the scenes. Kind of like a wedding fixer with better shoes.

9. Iceberg mover

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Near places like Newfoundland, workers look for icebergs and tow them away from oil rigs or shipping lanes. Preventing disasters means literally lassoing chunks of frozen water and dragging them elsewhere.

It’s cold, wet, and slightly dangerous. But the job has saved ships and rigs from Titanic-style mishaps, so it matters.

10. Furniture tester

A person sitting barefoot on a couch near a rug.
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People get paid to sit, jump, or even nap on chairs and couches to test durability. If it squeaks, wobbles, or breaks too soon, back to the drawing board it goes.

It’s tougher than it sounds. Testers sometimes flop onto the same chair hundreds of times a day. Makes you appreciate your recliner a little more.

11. Dog surfing instructor

A wet puppy standing on a float in a pool.
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Yes, dogs surf. And yes, humans teach them how. Coastal spots with big pet scenes actually hire people to train pups to ride waves safely.

Part lifeguard, part surf coach, the role keeps tails wagging while bringing in tourists for pet-friendly events. It’s as wild as it sounds.

12. Professional cuddler

A couple sitting on a couch with a heart-shaped balloon.
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Some folks pay for hugs, snuggles, and platonic companionship. Cuddlers offer human contact without crossing any romantic lines.

It may sound strange, but for people craving warmth or stress relief, the job fills a real need. Professional cuddlers swear it’s more rewarding than people assume.

13. Odor judge

An elderly woman smelling something in a small jar.
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Companies making deodorants, cat litter, or air fresheners need people to smell-test things. That means professional sniffers judge whether something stinks or smells fresh.

It’s probably not a job you brag about at parties. Still, someone has to tell the lab if their “spring meadow” scent actually smells like one.

14. Fake executive

A businessman talking on the phone while looking at documents.
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Sometimes companies hire actors to pose as executives during negotiations or visits to impress clients. These fakes show up in suits, shake hands, and look the part.

It’s all about appearances. The real bosses pull the strings in the background while the actors handle the social face time.

15. Paint watcher

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Before paints hit the market, testers watch how they dry, crack, or fade. It’s basically quality control, but sounds hilariously dull on paper.

You sit, observe, and record details. Oddly enough, it pays because bad paint costs companies big time.

16. Train pusher

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In crowded cities like Tokyo, workers literally push people onto packed trains so doors can close. It’s fast, intense, and surprisingly organized.

Commuters expect it, and pushers keep schedules running smoothly. It’s a job born out of necessity rather than choice.

17. Professional line stander

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Big events or product launches bring out people who get paid to hold spots in line. Busy folks hire them so they can swoop in when doors open.

Sometimes these line-standers wait for hours or even overnight. It’s all about patience and claiming real estate on the sidewalk.

18. Elephant dresser

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In places with cultural festivals, elephants wear elaborate costumes. Workers spend hours dressing them up with fabric, paint, and ornaments.

The job blends caretaking with artistry. Seeing a decked-out elephant march in a parade looks unforgettable.

19. Lego sculptor

A Lego model of a colorful city street.
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Theme parks and companies hire people to build massive Lego creations. Castles, dragons, entire cityscapes, if you can dream it, someone’s stacking bricks to make it happen.

It takes serious creativity and planning. But ending your day staring at a life-size Lego T-Rex? That’s hard to beat.

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